Tired. I am just really tired.
Over three days I have travelled from my home in Swainby (a tiny village in the North Yorkshire moors, England) to a hostel in the heart of Melbourne. All in all I covered about 10,700 miles in 72 hours, sleeping for only a fraction of that time. It was my first long haul flight. I can't say I enjoyed it. I don't think I know anyone who enjoys flying. But it is a means to an end.
Despite my sleep deprived state, I will still able to pick up on some "Australian" habits. The first was arguing. I know that travelling long distances will test the patience of anyone regardless of nationality but I seemed to witness several arguments involving Australians and airport staff during my journey. From the restrictions on what they could bring on the plane, to the entertainment system on board, even to how far the seats went back, someone (normally with an Australian accent) had something to say about it. Perhaps I am the odd one out in this case. I am English. I hate complaining and like to queue. It would take something pretty serious for me to raise my voice in protest, and even then I would start off by apologising for being in inconvenient. I may have to slightly alter my ways if I am to become an fully blown Aussie.
Along the same lines, the Australians that I met on my route to Melbourne did not seem to hold back. Case in point being my shuttle bus ride from the airport to my hostel. While on the phone to a friend, the driver went to great lengths to describe how his nephew had "gastro". Gastro, as he explained, is short for gastroenteritis or as I would say being sick. Me and three other fresh faced English students did not know where to look as he went on and on about how it could not be food poisoning and the fact that he had already been sick six times in the day. I find it hard to image that any taxi driver in England (or at least any that I have encountered) would go into such detail about something so socially "awkward". Perhaps this openness is something else that I will learn to get used to.
Something I am already used is seeing the face of Queen Elizabeth II on the back of every coin that I possess. For some reason (I am putting it down to the jet lag) I was surprised to see her eyes staring back at me as I flipped over my newly acquired change from my first breakfast in Australia. One of the few things that I dislike about England is the fact that we still have a monarch who is head of our state. I believe that every citizen in a state should have to right to become head of it and not for that privilege to be in the hands of a selected few, who are born into it. I am not purposing that we executed all of the Royal family in the style of Charles I but some kind of peaceful abdication of power would do the job. I am interested to find out what the locals have to say on the matter and whether they like having the portrait of some English lass on every coin of theirs.
During my first stroll in central Melbourne. after a well earned sleep, several things grabbed my attention. Firstly, what a beautiful city I find myself in. With a mixture of new skyscrapers and old Victorian buildings, it really is something to behold.. Next the traffic. Although not as mental as central London, it was fairly busy during the morning rush hour. But most striking was the noise what greets every green man. A combination of the sound of a hummingbird and machine gun fire is the only way I can describe it. If that does not alert you to the fact that you may now cross the road, I do not know what will.
My walk lasted until the end of the street, a car park to be exact. Not a picturesque start to my Australian adventure, but a start none the less.